People Say We "Monk" Around...

I've noticed lately that I've been kind of hard on monks. Franciscan monks, particularily. I'm not really sure why I picked out Franciscan monks. Could be because I think St. Francis is a punk, who should have gotten a life instead of playing with animals all the time. Creepy. Yeah, come to think of it, I think he's a Doolittle bitch! He should have been called "St. Francis of Asses"! That's right, punk! I said it! What're ya gonna do? Attack me with squirrels??
Anyway, I was just thinking of how weird it was to be so hostile toward them, because I got the new Golden Brown out.